Alright I understand jeans get a little warm sometime and some fresh air does the legs well but has anyone ever heard of shorts. I know it’s a new idea when it gets hot you should maybe trade your jeans in for a beautiful pair shorts. But I guess lets go spend the trust fund and get a three hundred dollar pair a garbage jeans, I mean diesel jeans. But really I get a little rip here or they’re over time and even for style but when you go into a store and there are jeans that have whole in them how do you justify that to yourself. Do you say to yourself I am supporting china’s people destroying that own hard work? I guess say what ever make you sleep at night.
I must say when I saw these I was shocked then a little confused and then I saw the light. I have a unhealthy fascination with diesel, I live on their site. One night I was procrastinating for some test when I stumbled across these funny looking jeans. I wondered who in there right mind would buy these jeans for three hundred plus dollars, I literally last like 5 minutes of sleep over this. In the morning I thought about it again and in my clearer state. I came to the conclusion that they’re designed for city people that miss trees. All right I’ll slow down and explain, the funny colors are actually trees, YES there are trees on the jeans. I guess it makes people feel better when living in a concrete jungle instead of a jungle of trees. I guess it make people sleep better knowing they can walk around in tree jeans.
